Nighttime Guardian

missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]

alwaysfacingthesun:

dantesinfernape:

gcvsa:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

Look how fat and blubbery they are! I am in love.

this is all I want in life

cryaotic:

activeobserver:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

"Women: don’t report when you get raped, it makes men look bad, and Men: Don’t get raped, it makes other men look bad. But instead of spending our infinite white American dollars trying to educate children and take steps towards stopping rape culture, we’re going to spend NO money and just tell you the above."

This pisses me off something fierce - but what also pisses me off is they skipped 3.

What the fuck did 3 do?

things the Hades and Persephone myth is about: life and death, balance between them, light and darkness, the origin of the seasons, the cycle of the seasons, marriage in ancient greece, metaphors for marriage and weddings, the passage from child to woman, the different stages in the life of a woman, /persephone/....
things that tumblr focuses on: buT haDES RapED PerSEPhonE!11!! tEH myTH is LITERallY CAlled 'the RApe of PErsephonY'
vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

tutimon886:

mbrainspaz:

So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
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complete with Lion King coloring books
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There was a lego table
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and PUPPIES
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also, free massages. 

This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college. 

Our school should do this

THINGS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT TODAY !!

designerbydaykittenbynight:

YOU WOKE UP TODAY

I LIKE THAT

YOU ARE BREATHING

GOOD JOB

YOU CAN SEE THIS WITH YOUR EYES

FANTASTIC

YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

WOW SO WONDERFUL

THIS IS HOW BABY GOATS MOVE

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LOOK AT THIS KITTEN TRYING TO STAND

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THIS DOG IS AN ASTRONAUT

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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HEDGEHOG IN PURE BLISS

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I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY

BE HAPPY

SMILE A LITTLE BIT

SMILE A LOT A BIT

I LIKE YOU.

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

sabbatine:

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~

laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~